Paul Landry

“What I can tell you is this: this is not Stu’s first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago…” —Alan, The Hangover Part II (2011) #MovieQuotes

R.I.P. Albert Finney. Albert Finney, five-time Oscar nominee, dead at 82

“Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?”

“I’m Penn Jillette, and along with all the Moxie Games event organizers, hosts and commentators, we thank you for watching. This has been a Moxie Games production: the worldwide leader in… this type of stuff.” The Moxie Games on ESPN

Disney•Pixar: Meet Ducky (voice of Keegan-Michael Key) and Bunny (voice of Jordan Peele) in this new teaser trailer for Toy Story 4. See the film in theatres June 21, 2019.. Can’t wait!!!

Ok, so 3 days in and I can see that I’ll soon be acclimated to the Touch Bar, I love—LOVE—being able to unlock my MacBook Pro with Touch ID or my Apple Watch, but I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to the butterfly keyboard…Ugh!

Popular Science: “Your super liberal and super conservative relatives might all have one thing in common.” People with extreme political views have trouble thinking about their own thinking.

“Getting fired for ethics violations in the Trump administration is like being fired from the Rockettes for kicking.” Stephen Colbert, Late Show monologue, Monday, December 17, 2018.

“WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a tense meeting on Monday, leading Cabinet members warned Donald J. Trump that shutting down the federal government would make it exponentially harder for them to steal from.” Cabinet Warns Trump That Shutting Down Government Would Make It Harder to Steal From

CBS Sunday Morning: “Of all the letters to Santa, it’s this one about Santa that stands out. You probably know it, printed in the New York Sun in 1897” — “Yes, Virginia”: The story behind the letter about Santa Claus

Sports Illustrated: Epic ending in Chargers-Chiefs overshadows poor job by officials. Bad and missed calls are a part of the game, but some games ARE WORSE than others… #nfl #chargers

HBO: A Vice Special Report — Panic: The Untold Story of the 2008 Financial Crisis. Fascinating.

NFL Twitter Reacts to Derrick Henry’s Historic Run.

“Those who travel the high road of humility in Washington, D.C. are not bothered by heavy traffic.” — Former Senator Alan K. Simpson, State Funeral of George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States.

The Atlantic: Top 25 News Photos of 2018.

Can’t remember the last time I saw one of these… #stuckeys

There is a museum for everything:

“Jamie invented a great game called ‘Paxton or Pullman, Bridges or Daniels’.” —Kevin Pollak, Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show, “Kev’s Holiday Fav - Tom Hanks”, November 28, 2017 at 1:59:05.

R.I.P. Stan Lee Stan Lee, Marvel Comicbook Legend, Dies at 95

Do you believe in miracles? Titans Turn in Dominating Performance in 34-10 Win Over Patriots.

“When natural disasters happen, presidents respond in different ways. Some presidents wonder how they can help. Some presidents wonder how to make sure it never happens again. Some presidents wonder whose boat that is.” Whose Boat is This Boat? by Donald J. Trump

“A nun in Columbia, who had lived in a convent for eight years, has left the clergy to become a porn star, destroying the otherwise spotless sexual reputation of the Catholic Church.” — Colin Jost, SNL Weekend Update, 11/3/2018.

“Rapper 50 Cent continued his long-standing feud with Ja Rule by buying 200 front row tickets to his recent concerts so they would all be empty. Ironically, 200 tickets to a Ja Rule concert costs exactly 50 cents.” — Colin Jost, SNL Weekend Update, 11/3/2018.

“I love the way you, uh, uh… cross examine!”

I just love when a Mexican restaurant has the Modelo Especial on draft! #beer